" BLA BLA BLA" A WISE MAN ONCE SPOKE. THAT MAN WAS MY TORTOISE, MATZO... I THINK HE SAID THAT. THOUGH I AM WRONG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS... LIKE WEATHER THE "PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE" IS ACTUALLY JUST A DOGS POOP THAT HE NAMED, OR WEATHER I USED TO SUCK MY THUMB OR IF I SUCKED MY DOGS THUMB. THESE ARE ALL THINGS THAT PROBABLY DONT MATTER TO YOU BUT THEY SURE AS HECK DONT MATTER TO ME MORE... REMEMBER YOU SUCK OR YOU WIN... BUT YOU CANT HAVE BOTH - NOBODY'S WORDS OF WISDOM